Ryo: What as it like to work with the Sailor Scouts? *leans back in his chair* I dunno. It was....different. We've never worked with this many girls before on the show. It was a new experience for all of us. I still can't believe we finished the thing. Between Mina always forgetting her lines and Rei and Rowen always getting into fights back stage. Not to mention our "villain" always busting out laughing every time she had a serious line which was.....EVERY TIME! It's a wonder we got anything done. *Slumps further and sighs* It really was a nightmare. I'm glad it's the only one we'll ever do. *he suddenly sits up and leans forward nervously* It IS the only one we'll ever do.....right? Right?!
Serena: Yeah, it was fun while it lasted. It was nice to meet all the Ronins. But I'm glad to get back to my own show where everyone tunes in to watch the REAL star, me! :PPPPPP
Cye: I thought the girls were all very nice. But.....honestly, I know this is an anime, but were the sexy cat people really necessary?
Lita: They all reminded me of my old boyfriend.....*stares away dreamily*
Mina: It was great meeting the guys. They're all really sweet and we got along just fine. Except.....someone kept stealing my panties and WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IT IS I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Thank you ^.^
Sage: Did you guys all see my car scene? It was sweet! Finally, a real show of my talents. Everyone's so hung up on Sage, the angst ridden psycho. I swear, they're going to have to start paying me more for each of those stupid dream sequence/psychic trip scenes. It's a waste! A waste of my awesome talents! Oh yeah, the girls were.....okay.
Rei: OH YEAH?! WELL WE HAVE HIGHER RATINGS AND MORE SEASONS THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF ROWEN! SO SHUT YOUR UGLY FACE! AND GIVE US BACK OUR UNDERWEAR YOU PERVERTED, BLUE HAIRED BASTARD!! *flips the bird*
Kento: That damn Sailor Jupiter kept staring at my ass! I am a professional, not a piece of meat! How am I supposed to work under such conditions? It's so undignified!
Michelle: I found the whole thing very enlightening and a learning experience. It was fun to see the similarities and differences between the two groups as we worked on this project. I certainly wouldn't mind if we did another crossover sometime in the future. Don't you agree, Amara?
Amara: All I can say is thank God we're done. We were lucky enough to have most of our scenes to ourselves. I'd rather die than do another one.
Rowen: I didn't steal anyone's panties, I swear! Why does everyone think I did it? That's disgusting! What kind of pervert do you think I am?! I want a lawyer!
Darien: *quickly puts away stolen panties* Oh yes, working with the Ronins. Well, I can't honestly say I'll look back on this experience fondly. Having worked with mainly female characters, it was a bit hard to adjust working around the five Ronins. Especially since the blonde one, of all people, had the nerve to question MY masculinity! What's wrong with throwing roses!? I would like to know! My only consolation is that the girls are all after his dorky friend for stealing their panties. *He starts to laugh, but stops when he notices angry Sailor Scouts standing over him.*
Ami: So it was you!
Mina: You dirty lecher!
Serena: Die you two timer!
* Darien screams and tries to run away but the girls catch him and proceed to beat and stomp the living daylights out of him. Sage and Rowen stand in the background and laugh at the beating*
*Next to them, an unamused Luna sits with an equally unamused White Blaze next to her*
Luna: I have.......no comment.
White Blaze: *sweat drop*
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Robyn: Hi everyone! Welcome to the second half of the "Ronins Interrupted" omake. During the making of this fic, the readers were invited to send in their opinions on a certain topic presented in our story. Now, we're going to hear what you, the reader, have to say about the-- *she pauses as she reads over her cue card again* The...possible pairings between ME and the guys--WHAT THE HELL?! I thought we were doing possible Sailor Scout/Ronin pairs! You can't expect me to do this!
*Just then, all five Ronins coincidentally wander in, trying to look casual*
Ryo: Hey Robyn, what's up? Has the second half started yet?
Robyn: Not any more. Did you guys know what topic we're doing??
*All Ronins nod*
Kento: Of course, everyone knows it. Don't you?
Robyn: *looks down at her feet and suddenly feels stupid* No.....not really. No one told me about it....I just--
Rowen: *leaning in a little too close for comfort* Hey, don't sweat it Robyn. There's nothing to worry about. Unless you're afraid you and I are----OOF! *Rowen is cut off as a white cat lands on his head, knocking him off balance and onto the ground. The white cat then neatly lands in Robyn's arms*
Robyn: Artemis! I missed you! *She hugs her kitty as Artemis purrs in contentment*
Rowen: *growling to himself* I hate that cat.....
Kento: Robyn, if you really don't want to do this, why don't you just leave?
Robyn: *mumbles* Because the author told me I wouldn't have a part in the next fanfic if I didn't host the omake.
Sage: No she didn't! She said she'd write you into a kitty story if you did this!
*All the Ronins glare accusingly at her. Robyn laughs sheepishly and sweat drops, hugging Artemis tighter in her nervousness*
Robyn: Well, I guess I should start then!
*She runs over to a chair and sits down with Artemis in her lap. The other Ronins make their way to other chairs conveniently settled to either side of her. Robyn eyes all the chairs curiously.*
Robyn: Say, it looks like the rest of you were expected as well. Why are you guys here?
*Each Ronin suddenly looses their accusing facade and starts to resemble a child caught with their hand in the cookie jar.*
Robyn: *incredulous* You guys aren't really interested in these, are you? *She holds up the cards with the comments written on them*
*Each Ronin tries to look innocent, but can't help but look at the cards in her hand. Artemis glares at all of them.*
Robyn: I don't believe this. *sigh* Oh well. Let's just get this humiliation over with.
*She looks at the first card. After taking a deep breath, she starts to read.*
Rowen: Yes! Woo hoo! The first one's mine!
Sage: Pipe down Rowen!
Robyn: Ahem! *Waits for everyone to be quiet before she continues*
Rowen: No, it wouldn't be.
Cye: Would you shut up?!
*The atmosphere suddenly gets very sober. Robyn, blushing like mad, won't look up from her cards as Rowen keeps staring at her. Artemis growls, ready to give Rowen some fresh claw marks on his face.*
Kento: That's enough of that! It's my turn! *He snatches the cards from Robyn and starts going through them*
Robyn: Hey give those back, Kento! Stop that! You can't just go looking through them!
Kento: Ah ha! Here's one! *Robyn reaches over, trying to get her cards back. Kento easily holds her off as he reads it.*
Kento: Yeah buddy! That's what I'm talking about! Take that Rowen!
Ryo: *blinks* What does "lol" mean?"
Cye: *not amused* Honestly, what does owning a car have to do with anything?
Kento: It's the wheels, buddy. Chicks dig a cool ride!
Sage: *mutters* "Cool" is not the word for THAT ride.
Cye: *voice dripping with sarcasm* Sure, who needs romance in a relationship when you have a car?
Robyn: *very flustered by now* Can I have my cards back NOW??
*Kento finally relents and hands them back to her.*
Robyn: Aw Kento, you messed them all up.
*Kento shrugs; not really caring. Robyn attempts to reorganized her cards. After a moment she gives up and just starts to read the next one.*
Rowen: "Oh! Burn for you, Cye! The first point you got was a negative! But I guess you are just big brother material ONI-CHAN!
Cye: Don't call me that!
*Rowen razzes Cye.*
*Robyn quickly reads another one before a fight can break out.*
*There's a long pause as everyone absorbs the new comment.*
Rowen: You kissed AND slept with her, Cye??
Kento: What the hell did you do to her in your car, Sage??
Cye: Wait! That's from two different stories--I mean.... *sweat drop*
Sage: *smirk* Wouldn't YOU like to know.
*A small fight breaks out behind her. Robyn just sits in her seat whimpering*
Robyn: What did I do to deserve this?
*She looks up when she feels a gentle hand on her shoulder. Ryo rubs her back comfortingly as he sits next to her.*
Ryo: Don't let them get in your way. Finish reading the cards and then I'll take you out for ice cream, okay?
Robyn: *dreamy gasp with stars in her eyes* You mean it?
*Ryo gives a heart melting smile and nods. Robyn squeals and hugs him as little hearts float above her head*
Robyn: I love you....ice cream. ^.^
*Artemis purrs and rubs his head under Ryo's chin. He loved ice cream, too.*
*The rest of the Ronins stop fighting when they notice what Ryo is up to.*
Cye: Hey, what do you think YOU'RE doing?
Kento: Yeah, you've hardly even been mentioned yet!
Ryo: I don't care what people's opinions are. Especially when I've got the real deal right here!
*He laughs The other Ronins stand over him and fume while fires of their anger ignite in the background.
Ryo: And the cat likes me, too! *Flashes the victory sign*
Author: Hey you guys! I want to get this last part out SOMETIME before Christmas, okay? Let's get this over with!
*Everyone quickly jumps back in their seats, ready to go again*
Author: THANK YOU! >.<
Rowen: You kissed AND slept with her, Cye??
Cye: Oh just drop it!
Robyn: *clears her throat* And the next one.....
*Flips to next card*
*Flips to next card*
*Next card*
*Flip*
*Next*
*Next card*
Kento: "Who the hell is Duo?"
*Robyn is about to read another one when she hears the sound of chalk on a black board behind her. She looks back to see Rowen and Sage putting tally marks on the board. Her eyes go wide.*
Robyn: Are you two KEEPING SCORE??!!!!!
*She screams so loud it knocks them over--black board and all. Cye takes this opportunity to snatch one of the cards to read for himself*
Kento: "Woa, even all capitols with that one!"
Sage: *still laying on the ground with the chalk board* That's a negative for you! Take one of those points off!
Rowen: *laying protectively over his tally marks* No way! You're just jealous because I'm winning!
Cye: *continues reading*
Sage: D'oh!
Ryo: *nodding* I agree with that. *Kento blinks at him and Ryo turns to face him* You DO need to get some.
*Ryo happily runs off with a vengeful Kento at his heels*
Robyn: *Hunches in her chair and whimpers.* What did I do to deserve this? All I wanted was to have my own kitty story. Is that too much to ask?
*Sage, after dusting the chalk off his pants, comes up and sits next to Robyn, startling Artemis who was currently occupying that chair. He unceremoniously plunks the cards from Robyn's hands. Robyn, for her part, is too startled to find a voice to object. Sage calmly reads aloud the first card.
Robyn: Aw, that's sweet. Really long.....but sweet. Though don't you thing they're jumping ahead of things with kissing and kids and stuff?
Cye: *now sitting on the other side of Robyn* Too bad Kento's still chasing Ryo around so he didn't hear it.
*Sage reads another one as Rowen sits down with them.*
Robyn: What the heck is that about-- "Staying in Cye's Rule book"? I can go out with whomever I want! I don't need HIS permission! *Points accusingly at Cye* He doesn't control my life!
Cye: Hey, wait a minute! I don't act like that!
Rowen: Actually, you do tend to get a bit controlling, Cye.
*Sage nods--but for what reason, no one's really sure*
Cye: What? No! I just--I'm just trying to--oh, forget it. *He folds his arms and broods*
*Obviously not having fun at all, Robyn reads the two cards Sage didn't take from her*
Robyn: Here's one for you Cye. This one says:
Rowen: You two having kids? Somehow, I just can't picture that.
*Sage shakes his head--for whatever reason, no one is sure.*
Robyn: *sakes her head as well* I don't even care any more. Here's the last one I've got.
Cye: *a bit annoyed* Who are these people talking to? It's no one's decision who ends up with who. We make our own choices........don't we?
*The others pause to look around suspiciously as if someone is watching (or reading about) them. Rowen breaks the silence and takes the cards from Sage*
Rowen: Enough of that, let's get this over with.....
Kento: *Who just returned with a slightly more roughed up Ryo* Holy crap! Talk about your obsessed fan!
Robyn: Well, that's settled. I'm not touching Blue Bangs with a ten foot pole. There's no way I'm getting in the middle of that.
Cye: Serves you right. I hope she's waiting outside for you when you leave.
*Rowen sits and fumes while Robyn takes her cards back*
Robyn: Ahem....back to the matter at hand.....
Ryo: *blinks* Kami and Mia? What do they have to do with anything?
Sage: *shakes his head* You are so clueless.
Ryo: *blinks cluelessly some more*
*Robyn rolls her eyes and shakes her head. She then hands one of the card over to Ryo*
Robyn: Here, you haven't read one yet.
Ryo: *blinks at the card*
Ryo: *blinks again* What girls? I think I'm even more confused now.
Robyn: *sigh* I think I'm just going to get me a cat like Artemis. A man who's soft and cuddly and doesn't talk.
Rowen: You know that Artemis is a talking cat, right?
Robyn: *looks at him like he's crazy* Don't be stupid Rowen, cats don't talk!
*Artemis sweat drops*
*Robyn picks up the next card*
*Robyn jumps up from her chair as she practically screams the rest*
*Robyn starts to feel faint at the idea and promptly falls over in her chair. All the Ronins suddenly jump up and stand over her to see if she's okay. Robyn continues to lay on her back on the floor. She holds her cards over her face and whimpers pitifully.*
Ryo: Robyn, are you okay?
Robyn: *whining muffled by the cards* I don't want to do this any more. It's so.....so....."
Kento: Hey, no worries. It's over now. That was the last one.
Robyn *sits up and sniffles* Really?
*An unnamed person suddenly comes running in and hands one more comment card to Kento and then runs off*
Kento: Check that, one more to go. Come on Robyn, you can do it.
*Still sitting on the floor, Robyn looks at all the Ronins who are smiling encouragement to her. She takes a deep breath as she grabs the last card and reads it.
*A small whine is all that can escape Robyn's throat before......*
Serena: *heard screaming from off camera* WHAT??! I TURN MY BACK FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU'RE OFF HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THAT HUSSY??!
Darien: *Running into the room with an enraged Serena right on his heels swinging a chair at him ala Jerry Springer* No! I didn't! Serena, it's not true! It's just a letter!
*In his attempt to get away, Darien runs right into the group of Ronins, knocking them over. And at that instant, all hell breaks loose*
Sage: Hey, watch where you're going flower boy!
*Darien ducks and Rowen gets it right in the face with Serena's chair*
Darien: At least I never wore girls clothes!
*Sage, ignoring his friend laying on the floor with the knocked-out swirly eyes, suddenly starts crackling with energy as if he was in full armor. But before he can attack, he's suddenly face down on the floor with Rei's foot stamped in the back of his head.*
Rei: Don't you dare hurt him! He's got more female fans than you ever will, you blonde man whore!
Kento: Who asked you guys anyway! Why don't you mind your own business, nosy woman!
Mina: Sure thing! Right after we get a little payback! Ah HA! *pulls out a pair of boxers with little Charizards on them*
Ryo: *Lets out a shrill cry* I thought it was a little breezy. GIVE THOSE BACK!
Cye: *grabs his fist* Wait! We can't go beating on girls. What kind of savages are we?
Lita: Yeah, I would expect that from you, ya British cream puff! No wonder you guys lost so many wars!
Cye: *cracks his knuckles* Okay, that's it.
Kento: Just watch out for the one with the short, blue hair. She tends to aim low.
*Robyn watches on helplessly as the full out war breaks looks between the two sides. She slumps her shoulders in defeat.*
Robyn: All I wanted was one little kitty story. Is that too much to ask?
Artemis: *sits down next to her* Will some ice cream make you feel better?
Robyn: *Gasp* You can talk!!
Artemis: *sweat drop* Sorry to hide it from you. You don't mind it, do you?
Robyn: Hey, talking cat, flying monkey, I don't care what you are. If you're buying ice cream, I'm in! ^.^
*Robyn and Artemis happily walk off into the sunset as White Blaze jumps in and starts chewing on random characters left and right. Their screams of pain echo into the night. But oh......ice cream......*
THE END